The Best Jokes Shayari of All Time Jokes Funny Shayari in Hindi

The Best Jokes Shayari | Jokes Shayari in Hindi | Chutkule Shayari

The Best Jokes Shayari of All Time | Funny Jokes Shayari in Hindi | Chutkule Shayari

1.) हसीनों से मिलें नज़रें अट्रैक्शन हो भी सकता है,

चढ़े फीवर मोहब्बत का तो एक्शन हो भी सकता है,

हसीनों को मुसीबत तुम समझ कर दूर ही रहना,

ये अंग्रेजी दवाएं हैं रिएक्शन हो भी सकता है..!!


2.) Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..

Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada….

Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada….

Dil todh kar chala gaya…..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA


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3.) Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain

Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,

Jab b busy rahe mera cell

to Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se

meri baat hoti hain


4.) Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .

Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari

Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”


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5.) Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,

Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain

Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain

Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h…..


6.) Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana


7.) Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila,
Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi 🙂


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8.) Student Shayari On Exams –

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai……


Jokes Shayari in Hindi

9.) Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,

Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain

Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena

Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai……


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10.) zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai

Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai

Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sare record tod du

Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain…..


11.) Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.


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The Best Jokes Shayari of All Time | Funny Jokes Shayari in Hindi | Chutkule Shayari

12.) Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?


13.) Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

Kisi ne sikhaya hai..

ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?


14.) Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!


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15.) Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!


16.) Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!


17.) Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12th pass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.


Jokes Shayari in Hindi

18.) Na Neend Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aisa Haal Hai.


19.) Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.


20.) Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!


Jokes Shayari in Hindi

21.) Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’


22.) The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to
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that, “I’m not on WhatsApp”..


23.) Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.


Funny Jokes Shayari in Hindi

24.) Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..


25.) Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!


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26.) Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.


27.) Hume tumse Love hai..
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!


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28.) Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.


29.) Aisa dostana hamara,
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool.


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30.) Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..


31.) Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.


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32.) Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..

Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Wah wah…

Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.


33.) Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!
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Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!


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34.) Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.


35.) Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.


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36.) Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.


37.) Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.


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38.) Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..


39.) Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa….chhii


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40.) Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan
Ki Tanhai Mein
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Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
Hun Apani Rajai Mein


41.) Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.


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42.) Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.


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43.) Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hain,

Kyonki…
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.


Funny Jokes Shayari in Hindi

44.) Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!


45.) Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.


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46.) Arz kiya hai, zara gaur farmaiyega,

Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.


47.) Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
..Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
…Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,

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Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.


Jokes Shayari in Hindi

48.) Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.


49.) Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.


Jokes Funny Shayari in Hindi

50.) Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.’


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51.) Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

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